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reasons i want to be rich
- to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
- to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
- to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
- to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
- to pay my mom’s bills and debts
reasons i dont want to be rich
- to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly
- to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
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“I got out of the shower and noticed someone had been PEEPING.”
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me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you
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them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken
me:
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Do you have any regrets?
AnonymousAbsolutely! Thanks for the ask
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my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.
oOH MY GOD
I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open
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my favourite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me thank you
